Now when the settlers from europe landed here there was nothing but vegetation and they were free from religious persecution, but they had a few problems, they had to figure out what food they could eat, how to stop wild animals from getting in their villages, how to survive the winter and stuff like that. So the LRS came in and helped them out by introducing them to the Native Americans, who the LRS had helped along hudreds of years before. So before any one knew it the Natives and the settlers had developed a friendship and upon the LRS suggestion had a thanks giving feast for all they had accomplished. Now you know where thanksgiving really comes from and a hundred years later the americans where fighting a war against the british for independence. When jeffreson was assigned to write the declaration the LRS went and knocked him out with a sleeping agent and wrote it then left. Jeffreson thinking he had written it gave it to the continental congress and the war was on. in the mentime Washington was taken to a private part of Delaware for training by the LRS in military tactics and Paul Revere was asked by an "anonymous" note to warn the americans that the british were coming. and all the battles the Americans lost the LRS was not present at, but they could not loose of the LRS was there. After the LRS and american militia had defeated the red coats they established their government and the LRS pushed for Washington to be president cause thats they way it had to be. And to this day the LRS runs most aspects of the government from behind the scences. Did you know nixon was a robot? They couldn't find any man stupid enough to do the stuff Nixon did. No offense to the Nixon folloing out there. And now you know.
Posted by Squarecow
at 2:53 PM MDT